You’ve seen it all over the news – a quiet country lunch, a homemade pie and a murder trial that’s straight out of a true crime podcast.
Yep. Death cap mushrooms are suddenly headline material.
But don’t worry.
You won’t be finding any mushrooms in our storage units – deadly or otherwise.
Here’s why:
Mushrooms need the right conditions to grow – damp, dark and humid.
Our units are the opposite.
Dry. Clean. Ventilated. Secure.
Exactly what you want for your belongings and items – not rogue fungi.
So, if you were hoping to stash a secret mushroom crop (or accidentally recreate a viral crime doc), you’re in the wrong place.
Total Self Storage is officially fungus free.
Total Self Storage is designed for the stuff that actually matters – your furniture, business stock, spare gear or sentimental bits that need safe, reliable storage.
No mushrooms. No moisture. No media attention.
So, why store with us?
- We keep things simple. That’s just how we work.
- No lock in contracts. No hidden fees. Just straightforward self-storage.
- You deal direct with the people who own the place.
- Need to grab something last minute? You’ve got access from 6am to 9pm, seven days a week.
- Got a question? We’ll pick up the phone.
- We’re not a franchise and we’re not pretending to be fancy.
- We’re just good at storage – that’s what we do.
So here’s the deal:
- You bring your things.
- We keep them dry, secure and mushroom free.
- You don’t become the next national headline.
Want storage that’s dry, simple and scandal free?
Sort your space today – no fuss, no fungus, no faff.
Still following the mushroom trial?
Here’s the latest from ABC News – mushrooms are really starting to take on a toadstool identity.